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Oh god lol. :(


[Captain] Our king is the god of war. He always stands on the frontline and does not know defeat.
[Soldier 1] “She,” sir.
[Captain] What was that?
[Soldier 1] Our king is a woman, sir.
[Soldier 2] And quite a looker at that.
[Captain] He always stands on the frontline and does not know defeat! No one can stand in the way of-
[Soldier 1] Forgive me for speaking out of turn, Captain, but that’s definitely a woman.
[Soldier 3] Though it might be a man with coconuts in his armor.
[Soldier 2] Are you trying to say that our king carries fruits in her chest?
[Captain] His chest! Look! Our king’s dauntless figure has not changed since he-
[Soldier 1] “She,’ sir.
[Captain]QUIET! Our king has not changed since he pulled out the sword ofselection! The king does not age, and he certainly does not walk aroundwith coconuts pressed to his chest!
[Soldier 3] So our king is a woman.
[Soldier 2] And quite a looker at that!
[Soldier 1] I’m so glad that I’m not the only one here that can see the blooming obvious!
[Captain]Stop speaking of our king as if he were some common two-pence tramp!He, and I do mean he, is the incarnation of a dragon! He will lead usto victory against-
[Soldier 1] “She,” sir!
[Captain] I’ve had enough out of you!
[Soldier 1] With all due respect, Captain, you’re a bloody loony! I am loyal to the king, but the king is a woman!
[Soldier 2] And quite a looker at that!
[Soldier 3] I wouldn’t mind having a quickie with her, if you know what I mean!
[Captain]ENOUGH! Our king is the blooming god of war! He does not walk aroundwith coconuts in his chest, he is not quite a looker, and there will beno having quickies with our king!
[Saber] Is there a problem, Captain?
[Captain] Y… your majesty, I-
[Soldier 1] Your majesty… you’re a woman, right?
[Saber] …my gender is meaningless. I am the wielder of Excalibur and the King of Britain.
[Soldier 3] …so she’s a hermaphrodite?

I.. I lol'd. But I'm still sad. :( 4CHAAANNNNN